DERRIDINA'S FANFIC

CHAPTER 5.LIEK WHOAH!

CHAPTER 6.SH*T HAPPENS

SKIP THA BORING STUF [but that would mean skipping your RNTIRE STORY,
Derridina! -- the Count].  THA COMPANY HAD 2 BRA3K UP BUT BORMIR WUZNT
A JERK CUZ DERRIDINA HAD MAED HIM GOOD.  BUT THAY ARGUED OVR HOO SHUD
GET D3RRIDINA.  "WE NEED H3R 2 PROTECT GONDHOR!"  "NO, WE NEED HER IN
M0RDH0R!" N STUF.

"THIS IZ A SILLY ARGUM3NT" S3D D3RRIDINA "I'LL JUST SPLIT IN 2 N 1 ME
WILL GO TO GONDHOR ONLY REALLY 2 ROHAN OV CORSE N THE OTHER ME WILL GO
2 MORDHOR."  SO SHE DID WTF LOL.  1 HER WAS D3RRIEL N W3NT 2 ROHAN
WITH NINTENDO, GANDALF, ARAGROAN, ARW3N, MOTHY, ORLI, BOROMIR, GIMLI, N
.. UM, I FERGIT THA OTH3RZ.  VAMPI3L W3NT TO MORDHOR WITH BALROG,
BLACK RID3R, FR0D00D, N SAM.

D3RRIEL LIEK FREED TH33DEN FRUM BEIN POZESSED BY SAUROMAN N CUR3D
WORMTONGUE UV BEIN A CR33P BY FIDNING HIM A NU MAKUP ARTIST.  THAY
W3NT N M3T THA 3NTZ N D3RRIEL CURED THEM UV B3ING COWARDZ BY SHOWIGN
TH3M HOW 2 LOOK IN2 THAER SOULZ OMG LOL WTF!!/1/11/1?!??!1/1/1?!?/!1/
N CURED TH3M UV B3IN TACKY BY MAKIN NINTENDO THA UNIKORN THAER COSTUME
DESIGN3R.  "YO, QL!" S3D THA 3NTZ.

"WE GOTTA SLIP UP" S3D D3RRIEL "IM GOIN WITH ARARGORN N ARWEN 2 G3T
THA ELVZ, THA REST UV U GO 2 HELMZ D33P WITH NINT3NDO."

SO SH3 W3NT TO THA 3LVZ N ARW3N N ARAGORN HAD S3X CUZ D3RRIEL HAD
CURED ARWEN UV B3IN L3ZBIN WITH A MAGIC LIPSTIK THAT W3NT R33LY REELY
RALEY WEL WITH HER DRES.  WILE A&A HAD S3X, D3RRIEL DID D33P STRAT3GIC
STUF WITH NINTENDO N THA 3LVZ.  "U GUYS TRY 2 OUTFANK TH3M N R3CONOIT3R THEM N STUF.  I HAV BIZNIZ WITH SORRUMAN."

TH3N 3RU APPEERED 2 D3RRIEL N WUZ KIND UV A N3RD N S3D "THA ELVZ DONT
GO 2 HELMZ D33P.  ITZ KNOT IN THA BOOX N TIS PART UV THA MOVIE IZNT
COH3RENT OMG LOL!!1!!111!!! ENUFF."

BUT D3RRIEL S3D "DONT B SUCH A N3RD 3RU, ITS WAY QL WITH ELVZ."

N 3RU LOOKT IN2 H3R SOLE N SAW THAT HER W3RDZ WER3 TRUTH N S3D "UR
WERDZ R TROOTH OMG WTF."

TH3N SH3 VIZITED SAUROMAN N S3D "U'R LAME.  THO U DO LOOK KINDA QL."

SAUROMAN S3D "I WANT UR BODY."

"U'R SQUICK" SED D3RRIEL N TERNED SORRYMAN IN2 CATSUP N BOTTL3D HIM
WITH HER AW3SOME LIEK OTDALLY LIEK AWESOME D00000000000000000000000D WTF LOL OMG!!??1//?!!??!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!111111 POWERZ!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

MANEWILE THAY HAD AN EPPICK BATTL3 AT H3LMZ D33P CUZ THA ORKZ DIDNT
KNO SAROMAN WUZ GETTIN CLOBB3RED BY D3RRIEL.  NINT3NDO THA UNICORN
KILT LOTZ UV ORKZ WITH ITZ HORN POWERZ.  IT CUD DO LOTZ UV QL STUFF
WITH ITZ HORN IF IT TENRD IT ON STUN IT STUND TH3M IF IT TERNED ITZ
HORN ON DAETH RAY IT ZAPT 3M IF IT T3RNED ITS HORN ON TERN GOOD RAY IT
T3RNED EM GOOD IF IT TERND ITZ HORN ON TODALLY DW33B RAY IT 3MBARAST
TH3M WITH TODALLY LIEK TACKY CLOTH3Z.

"W3 PWN U 1AM3RZ" S3D THA ORKZ.

BUT D3RRIEL MAD3 THAM ALL T3RN GOOD BY MAKING THAM WATCH THA J3RRY
SPRING3R SHOW WITCH GOODED THAER SOLEZ.

CHAPT3R 7.IM AWSUMM