THE QUEST FOR SAURON'S DIARY
Chapter I: Fred and Bozo are Bored
Fred and Bozo Hosanna were bored.
Bozo liked it that way, for he
knew that any adventure they ended
up having would be even more
appallingly dull than their
current meaningless existence. He also
knew that there was something that
kept him apart. Was it the clown
makeup? Or the words "I am an elf"
that had been found written on
his arm when his foster parents
(Fred's real parents) had found him?
Nah, it was probably the clown
Fred thought adventures would be
waaaay kewl, but otherwise had no
One day, a mysterious old man in a
robe came to visit them. "I'm a
Druid," he said.
"Cool," said Fred.
"He would be ..." groaned Bozo
under his breath.
"You two are the most vitally
important people in the world,"
continued the Druid. "You alone
can save the world from the evil
that has already almost engulfed
it, leaving only seven people free
from its dominion (plus assorted
extras, of curse)."
"TODALLY cool," said Fred.
"YRAINW," muttered Bozo.
"I can't tell you more at the
moment, for that would violate the
formula, besides perhaps actually
preparing you for the horrors you
are about to face," said the
Druid. "You'll soon know all too much.
I must leave now, to face my
tenure committee. Pack your bags and
get ready to go to the city of the
With that he left.
chapter ii. bozo is even more bored; fred