The
Improprieties of ^%$#%$#: A
Cautionary Tale
^%$#%$#
was one rude Balrog.
He
never wiped the gore off his feet
before entering someone else's cave.
He
never sharpened his fang on a hmunsa
bone before eating.
He
unshadowed himself before the lady of
the cave.
He
massacred other Rogs' pet Orcs
without permission.
He
washed his wings in other people's
volcanoes.
And,
worst of all, he $^#$ed on
Gothmog's fried Cthulhu.
--
No Rog
had ever unbodied another on
purpose before; but sometimes
was one of
those times.